Not That You AskedThe travels of a sarcastic Englishman Subscribe Sent Weekly Archive Sample EnglishTravelHumourDiaryYou didnβt ask, but hereβs my travel diary. Think less navel-gazing and more awkward encounters at urinals and disappointing celebrity sightings.Interested InCross PromotionSubscribersπSent WithSubstackAdded OnπLaunchedπIssues SentπViewsπClicksπCreator Contact Overall Popularity: π#π in Diary#π in Humour#π in TravelOne of a kind evocative creative fiction from the edge of lifePromotedReviews of Not That You AskedNo Reviews Posted YetAdd Review